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The Burdekin Herald is the world’s oldest newspaper, having been founded in the year 1026 by the English monarch King Harold Harefoot as the voice of his grand Kingdom.

This tradition continues today with the Burdekin Herald continuing to be the voice of the much marginalised and misunderstood establishment.

In 1922 the Burdekin Herald’s world headquarters Freedom House was burned down by atheist Irish separatists and the newspaper was forced to relocate to Ayr in north Queensland, Australia.

It is from here that the Burdekin Herald corrects the world with the opinions that it should hold and informs the common populace of the news that they are graciously allowed to read.

Contact the Burdekin Herald on Facebook or Twitter. Our editor is Luke Anscombe.

This website is made possible by the dedication of writers across our nation.

The contents of this site are entirely fictional and are meant as a parody.  Any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental, even if they have the same names and are exactly alike in every respect except for a potentially defamatory one. 

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The Court Circular

Buckingham Palace
Her Majesty Elizabeth II, Queen of Australia did this morning attend a gym session at Soho24/hr Ladies Gym, Mulbrook Street, London SWEI6. It was remarked by Mr David Patterson, personal trainer, that Her Majesty went hard and squatted a personal best of 35kg.

Three cheers for Her Majesty!

Yarralumla
His Excellency General, the Honourable Sir Peter Cosgrove did this day visit a Donut King at Charles Kingsford Smith International Airport (SYD), Airport Drive, Mascot 2020. His Excellency was said to have enjoyed the chocolate dinosaur donuts.

Her Excellency Lady Lyn Cosgrove did this day receive Lady Emma Davids, Countess of the Burdekin, in audience at Yarralumla. It was remarked by Her Excellency's personal secretary, Lieutenant William Hoking, that Her Excellency did scold Her Ladyship for being a basic bitch.

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The Court Circular

Buckingham Palace
Her Majesty Elizabeth II, Queen of Australia did this morning attend a gym session at Soho24/hr Ladies Gym, Mulbrook Street, London SWEI6. It was remarked by Mr David Patterson, personal trainer, that Her Majesty went hard and squatted a personal best of 35kg.

Three cheers for Her Majesty!

Yarralumla
His Excellency General, the Honourable Sir Peter Cosgrove did this day visit a Donut King at Charles Kingsford Smith International Airport (SYD), Airport Drive, Mascot 2020. His Excellency was said to have enjoyed the chocolate dinosaur donuts.

Her Excellency Lady Lyn Cosgrove did this day receive Lady Emma Davids, Countess of the Burdekin, in audience at Yarralumla. It was remarked by Her Excellency's personal secretary, Lieutenant William Hoking, that Her Excellency did scold Her Ladyship for being a basic bitch.

About

The Burdekin Herald is the world’s oldest newspaper, having been founded in the year 1026 by the English monarch King Harold Harefoot as the voice of his grand Kingdom.

This tradition continues today with the Burdekin Herald continuing to be the voice of the much marginalised and misunderstood establishment.

In 1922 the Burdekin Herald’s world headquarters Freedom House was burned down by atheist Irish separatists and the newspaper was forced to relocate to Ayr in north Queensland, Australia.

It is from here that the Burdekin Herald corrects the world with the opinions that it should hold and informs the common populace of the news that they are graciously allowed to read.

Contact the Burdekin Herald on Facebook or Twitter. Our editor is Luke Anscombe.

This website is made possible by the dedication of writers across our nation.

The contents of this site are entirely fictional and are meant as a parody.  Any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental, even if they have the same names and are exactly alike in every respect except for a potentially defamatory one. 

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